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Posted on 1st Aug at 6:41 PM, with 283,816 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Posted on 1st Aug at 6:41 PM, with 449,833 notes

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

Posted on 1st Aug at 6:41 PM, with 187,159 notes

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

Posted on 1st Aug at 6:40 PM, with 281,290 notes

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

Posted on 1st Aug at 6:40 PM, with 19,521 notes
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