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Posted on 21st Aug at 6:12 PM, with 191,250 notes

jonghwas:

yo gurl are you a firework
because you’re really fucking loud and annoying

Posted on 21st Aug at 6:11 PM, with 118,301 notes

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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Posted on 21st Aug at 6:11 PM, with 100,169 notes
detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

Posted on 21st Aug at 5:43 PM, with 27,306 notes

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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Posted on 21st Aug at 8:13 AM, with 646,854 notes

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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